A Short Cut
I went to the barbers today. My wife sent me a text that said we had a pipe leaking. I told the barber we're going to have to cut this short.
I walked out with a buzz cut.
I went to the barbers today. My wife sent me a text that said we had a pipe leaking. I told the barber we're going to have to cut this short.
I walked out with a buzz cut.
I told my friends I couldn't go waterskiing this weekend.
We found a time capsule under our new floors with a note: 'Dear future homeowner, we hope the world has solved its problems.'
My dad doesn't eat vegetables, so he put my lettuce in the freezer and said, 'Well, it's iceberg.'
Two strangers in an elevator both said, 'Well, here we go.'
I typed a thoughtful response to the group chat, then watched six people discuss something else entirely for forty minutes.
After fourteen minutes of parallel parking, I finally got the car into the space.
Explore more ways to smile on LaughParty.
We use cookies for analytics and to show and measure personalized ads. Reject them and you still get the jokes, just with generic ads. Change your mind any time via "Cookie Choices" in the footer. Privacy Policy
Comments (0)
Log in or sign up to leave a comment.
No comments yet. Be the first to comment!