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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Construction Issues

I used to have some well constructed ass jokes

Literal Kleptomaniacs

Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

The Midnight Sun

*stares at phone* why cant i sleep *puts phone face-up on bed, the screen brightness bathes my room in a light more powerful than the sun*

Wizarding Wit

If you don't get my Harry Potter references,

The Windows Upgrade

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Funeral Etiquette

Saying 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' mean the same thing..

Cookie Revenge

When a coworker pisses me off,

The Gluten-Free Undead

What do vegan zombies eat?

Zoo Animal Instincts

I've got the eye of the tiger, heart of a lion, and...

The Constant Counter

When I was a little kid, I had this friend that was always counting.

The Jean Conspiracy

We stopped making the style of jeans that fit you perfectly right after you bought your first pair.

Executive Design

The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good concept

Fruitful Farewells

"I'M GOING BANANAS!!!"

Meteorological Humor

What do you call a slow hurricane?

Museum Misery

My ex-girlfriend is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me!

A Musical Pest

Did you hear about that new species of mosquito?

A Dietary Restriction

What do you call someone incapable of eating people?

Snowballs

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

The Drummer's Housing Crisis

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Holiday Appetite

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

A Nutty Encounter

Two peanuts were walking through Central Park late at night.