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Aerial Enforcement

Those "Speed Enforced by Aircraft" signs don't understand

Babysitting Blues

Girl said she wanted to have my babies so I invited her over.

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Pacman

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Dots for dinner. Ghosts for drama.

Clear the maze and grab power pellets to turn the tables.

Play Pacman

Shyamalan's Twist

Every time I see the headline 'tragedy on film set' I think...

Entry Level Requirements

JOB REQUIREMENTS: Must have a college degree. Must have 5 years experience.

Candy Economics

An M&M for 50 cent!?

A Culinary Tragedy

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

The Accidental Comedian

Boss: 'Send me one of your funny tweets'. Me: 'I'm working at the moment, I'll send you one later'.

The Uber Paradox

I asked two Uber drivers to pick each other up

The Pizza Priority

A heart-shaped pizza just means less pizza.

The Droid Defense

I have a weird quirk when watching Star Wars

The Mousetrap

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap,

A Nerd joke..

A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?"

The Aging Horror Fan

You know you're old when you watch a horror movie where annoying, partying college kids get murdered

Hotel California Customer Service

Checking out of Hotel California: You can check-out any time you like. 'Okay yes, now.' But you can never leave!

Silent But Deadly

Did you hear about the new tv crime drama?

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Hangman

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Have a vowel. Have a hunch.

Guess the hidden word, one letter at a time.

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Bison

What did the Buffalo say to his son that was leaving for College?

Taylor Swift Problems

Cause the players gonna play play play, the haters gonna hate hate hate,

Web Woes

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Autocorrected Lunch

I had a really good joke...

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