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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Procrastinator Club

I joined a procrastinator support group.

Snowman Snacking

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Entrepreneurial Spirit

Breaking Bad is my favorite documentary

The Michael Cera Mystery

I can't tell if Michael Cera is actually an actor,

The Neighborly Perspective

My neighbours are loud and obnoxious.

The Bald Porcupine

What do you call a bald porcupine?

Skipping the Details

Wanna hear a Joke about a Jump rope?

The Salad Struggle

Ate a salad for lunch

And now it's time for Guess How Many Belly Rubs I Want!

Remember, contestants, guess wrong and you get the claws!

Super Stylist

I get my hair cut twice a week.

Shady Puns

I just bought a new pair of sunglasses... So anytime I make a bad pun, I'm gonna put them on and

The Elevator Joke

I told my friend an elevator joke the other day.

A Risky Search

Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling,

The Freedom Fund

"What's that?" A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom.

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff

The High-Five Rejection

Him: *down on one knee* Will you marry me? Me: Nah, I'm good, but...

Time Management

Flavor Flav turns 51 today.

The Dating Round-Up

I was on a date. "How many ladies have you slept with?" she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10?" She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..."

The Ghoulscorer

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The Muffin Ratio

I think the problem is that I'm 20% stud

The Amphibian Bartender

Me: waiter, do you have frog legs? Waiter: of course monsieur