Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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And now it's time for Guess How Many Belly Rubs I Want!
Remember, contestants, guess wrong and you get the claws!
Shady Puns
I just bought a new pair of sunglasses... So anytime I make a bad pun, I'm gonna put them on and
The Freedom Fund
"What's that?" A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom.
The Dating Round-Up
I was on a date. "How many ladies have you slept with?" she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10?" She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..."