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Canine Cinema

To err is human;

Phone Ninja

Whenever I show someone a picture on my phone,

A Cheesy Diet

What kind of cheese should Richard eat?

Two musicians are walking down the street

One says to the other "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"

The Vinyl Countdown

The band Europe is rereleasing their greatest hits on records.

The Neverland League

What do Pittsburgh and Peter Pan have in common?

The Force is Strong with Gifts

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Grizzly Habits

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

Age-Old Logic

My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, "How old are you?" I said, "I'm five."

Social Footwear

An introvert looks down at his own shoes.

Divine Dairy

Why do gods eat swiss cheese?

The Smoke Alarm's Rave Review

Knock knock. Who's there? Chef. Chef who?

Vegetable Attitude

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like?

Against the Current

Why should you avoid going with the flow?

Cemetery Security

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Web Surfing in Italy

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

The Gaming Emergency

THE XBOX IS BEING ATTACKED!

Legal Disbarment

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

The Apple Forecast

The next iPhone won't be a failure.

Musical Injustice

Why is a hemiola unfair?

The Healthy Undead

What do vegetarian zombies want?