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The Sleepy Clock

Once a clock was very tired.. What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

Stationary Pooch

Where can you find a dog with no legs?

The Giggle Factor

I must remember...no matter how well hidden I might be in my cardboard box fort,

Geometry Lesson

What is a polygon?

The Entrepreneurial Spirit

For the low, low price of $14.95, I'll send you my instructional DVD,

Stubbed Toe Logic

Whenever I stub my toe

Galactic Snow Removal

Looking for someone to shovel my snow while dressed as a stormtrooper.

Pirate Fashion

How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced?

The Roman Marketing Firm

What is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company?

Cleaning Up the Road

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

Bobbing for Success

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween?

The Vroomage

Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle? Me: that obvious?

Military Maneuvers

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Humpty Dumpty's HR Nightmare

All the kings horses and all the kings men

The Ultimate Commitment

I just finished a whole stick chap stick without losing it or replacing it.

Digital Discrepancy

I'm not saying don't trust the internet,

The Office Mystery

Boss: I suspect one of you is dead

The Great Transit Paradox

Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to?

Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large.

Lobster Parenting

The nice thing about getting a pet lobster is that you can always threaten to eat it

Upside Down Snacks

What is the most popular cheese in "the Upside Down"?