Monkey Business License
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Called the doctor and the doctor said,
"YOU DO NOT HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE ANIMALS!"
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Called the doctor and the doctor said,
"YOU DO NOT HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE ANIMALS!"
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