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Calculator Conundrum

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

Herbal Transit

During WW2, oil shortages forced some countries to start using organic fuels.

Alphabetical Hero

So I was at the bar last night.. and the waitress screamed... 'Anyone know CPR?!'

Vanishing Act

What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

Magical Gardening

What do you call a bearded gardener?

Tech Industry Pastry

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

Bathroom Tactics

It turns out the only way to get my kids to flush the toilet

Ramsay's Frozen Nightmare

What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie?

Efficient Illumination

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Chicken Coops and Their Doors

Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?

Southern Hospitality

Being from the South, my mother was all about hospitality! Cooking, cleaning, dishes, laundry and even foot rubs!

The Silent Treatment

Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest.

A Bright Idea

I was up late last night, trying to figure out why the sun disappeared

Snake Snacks

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Historical Irony

If mankind has learned one thing from human history,

Saint Nick's Heritage

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Pop Culture Problems

My Girlfriend thought we should get Friends With Benefits.

The True Test

The true test of a child is not how he treats his friends,

Breakfast Hero

There is absolutely nothing wrong with yelling "I HAVE THE POWEEER!" like He-Man

A Murderous Gathering

Two crows walk into a bar.