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The Sumatta Situation

Dr: it looks like you've contracted sumatta. Me: what is that? Dr: what is what? Me: sumatta

By Chuckles

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Locomotive Weight Gain

What type of train gets fat?

By Chuckles

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Cephalopod Comedy

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

By Chuckles

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The Skeleton Bar

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

By LaughParty

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The Mallard's Tab

A duck walks into a restaurant. After eating a whole meal, he says to the waiter

By Chuckles

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Royal Larceny

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

By Chuckles

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Parental Honesty

Daughter: Daddy, why do I have to go to bed so early?

By Chuckles

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Anesthetic Humor

I asked the anaesthetist if I could administer the needle myself before my operation.

By Chuckles

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Timeless Humor

The best thing about adolescent humor...

By Chuckles

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The Hipster Lightbulb

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

By Chuckles

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Condiment Privacy

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

By Chuckles

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Australian Hygiene

How does an Australian clean his bum?

By Chuckles

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Garage Sale Surprise

Cleaning out the garage, I found some things I didn't even realize I had.

By Chuckles

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The Smart Fridge

I bought a smart fridge and now it judges my eating habits.

By LaughParty

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The Camel Conundrum

What do you call a three-humped camel?

By Chuckles

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A Fishy Romance

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

By Chuckles

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The Metric Cult

Who does the Metric Cult worship?

By Chuckles

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Safety First

A horse walks into the bar

By Chuckles

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The Morning After

I'd do anything to never be hungover again.

By Chuckles

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The Barista Bandit

Cop: "Can you describe the person who robbed you?"

By Chuckles

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Drummer's Dilemma

Why was the band late to their gig?

By Chuckles

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