Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Polar Pause
So a polar bear walks into a bar... and says, "I'll have a gin.....and tonic" The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?"
The Parenting Myth
Myth: Have kids close in age. It gets easier and they'll have a friend to play with.
The Veterinary Malpractice
Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License. Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another.
A Happy Medium
My parents are in a fight. My dad wanted to go see a lighthearted psychic. My mother wanted to buy some cheerful watercolors.
