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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Furniture Follies

I have a joke about couches.

The Autocorrect Disaster

Autocorrect just changed "I am on my way" to "I am on my waffle."

Literary Sequel

The Grapes of Wrath 2:

The Social Media Trifecta

A vegan, feminist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar...

Celestial Barber

How does the moon cut his hair?

Digital Relief

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Vanishing Act

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Crunchy Celebration

"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."

The Scuba Logic

Why do scuba divers go in the water backwards?

Calculated Flirtation

I want to study... the area below your curves...

Existential Dining

Yes, life is meaningless,

High Fashion Rodents

Don't let them fool you.

Parental Judgment

You really have to question the judgment

Mom writes to her son in Poland's army

Dear Son, I am writing this letter ever so slowly.....

Clocking Out

Don't cut out part of your day to throw out clocks!

The Atom Trust Issue

Why should you never trust atoms?

A Chilly Diagnosis

I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the arctic...

Traffic Stop Logic

COP: "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"

The Fear Factor

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.

A Mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m.

His wife is livid. "You SWORE that you'd be home by 11:45!"

The Anxious Clasp

If you're anxious and you know it...