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Barnyard Misunderstandings

If the Pottery Barn didn't want me to bring my goat in the store,

Bar Math

Hitting on girls at the bar is like payday...

The Artistic Vampire

Why did the vampire consider himself a good artist?

The Silent Treatment

My wife gave me the silent treatment for a week...

Sock Logic

Do your socks have holes in them? No?

The Muppet Interview

Whenever I conduct a job interview I ask the applicant to name their favorite Muppet,

Bugging Out

How do you start an insect race?

Accountability Starts at Birth

After announcing our weight at birth, parents shouldn't stop.

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Pacman

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Dots for dinner. Ghosts for drama.

Clear the maze and grab power pellets to turn the tables.

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Mister Bee

What did the bee say to his wife?

Ring of Uncertainty

I lost my mood ring earlier today...

The Acoustic Contraceptive

Avoid unwanted pregnancies by using the "pull out" method

Royal Anatomy

Where did the King keep his armies?

Shower Drama

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.

A Bad Cut

I was going to get a cheap circumcision but I realized it was a rip off.

Search Engine Séance

I'm surprised Microsoft didn't resurrect Bing Crosby...

A Change of Currency

She was upset when I gave her 4 quarters rather than a dollar.

Tough Love for Rodents

Squirrels run around like they're being chased.

Shell-Shocked Performance Review

"Turtle Power" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year.

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Sudoku

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Nine numbers. One happy brain.

Give every row, column and box its perfect number.

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The Wrong Car

Spent 10 mins trying to get into my car today...

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