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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Dream Catcher Economics

I know dream catchers don't work

A Musical Bargain

FOR SALE: Faulty Guitar.

Digital Burial

What's the best place to hide a body?

Northern Traction

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Scented Manufacturing

Did you hear the one about the perfume store?

The Social Accountant

What's an extroverted accountant?

A Rough Childhood

As a kid I was forced to walk the plank...

Musical Evolution

The band The Doors have decided to change their name after the next member dies.

Valet Troubles

What did the car say to the valet?

Pete and repeat are in a boat

Pete and repeat are brothers. Pete falls overboard, who's left?

A Tactile Encounter

I had a blind date once,

Cold Romance

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

The Harvard Ego

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

The Fugitive Vegetable

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

The Bigfoot Ballet

I don't believe in Bigfoot; because he never believed in me.

Primate Communications

How does a baboon make phone calls?

Seagull Geography

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Golfing Wardrobe

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Automotive Confusion

I don't understand women.

Unexpected History

I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer...

The Cage Search

I just Googled 'Nicolas Cage jokes' and it showed me a list of every film he's been in.