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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Optimist's Solution

If you see a glass as half empty,

The Food Chain

[god creating ants]

A Sweet Birthday Wish

What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

The Sweet Stumble

An alcoholic walks into a candy store...

A Prophetic Nose

What do you call someone who knows all?

I've lost my dad.

A small boy got lost at a baseball game and went up to a police officer. "What's he like?" asked the officer. The boy replied,

The Color-Blind Canine

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Biblical Irony

"I love my Job!"

The Non-Returning Boomerang

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Monday Morning Gravity

Monday Morning...

The Overachieving Amphibian

Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who?

The High School Horror

The scariest room in a haunted house would be filled with people you haven't seen since high school

Double the Fun

What do you call conjoined dolphins?

Fashion Hacks

LIFE HACK:

A Poor Domain Choice

I made a website for Kids' jokes.

The Grammar Police Investigation

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Passive voice. Passive voice who?

Quantum Quacks

Two ducks are arguing in a bar about quantum physics... One turns to the other and says, 'Quark Quark'

A Cheesy Confession

The awkward moment when you say, "I love you,"

Wood You Believe It?

Can you really take sticks and twigs and make them into clothing?

Rough Justice

I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.