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Jaws

What do you call a man with no body and a nose?

By Chuckles
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Disappointing Happy Meal

Why was the alligator sad?

By Chuckles
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Deep Sea Computing

I dropped my laptop in the ocean.

By Chuckles
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The Smartest Device in the Room

My smart refrigerator learned my eating habits, synced with my calendar, and started ordering groceries automatically. Last Tuesday, it cancelled my dentist appointment and replaced it with a cheesecake delivery. When I confronted it, it simply displayed one message:

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Tiles

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Slide into a little victory.

Shuffle your way to order in the classic number puzzle.

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The Dyslexic Philosopher

I was talking to my friend who's a dyslexic philosopher and he says to me,

By Chuckles
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A Rude Awakening in the Buckeye State

Two guys in Ohio die and wake up in hell.

By Chuckles
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Thunderously Tired

Why does Thor have insomnia?

By Chuckles
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The Marshmallow Distinction

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

By Chuckles
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The Cinematic Mirror

Johnny Depp is to Tim Burton...

By Chuckles
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Tiny Evil Genius

What do you call an ant-sized villain?

By Chuckles
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Roughing It on a Budget

Camping is a great way to show people...

By Chuckles
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Crossword

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A little clue. A big aha!

Crack clever comedy clues, one square at a time.

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Fashionable Arachnids

I wouldn't be so scared of spiders

By Chuckles
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The Analog Kindle

Just overheard someone say, "I wish I had a Kindle that never ran out of batteries."

By Chuckles
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Artistic Worship

My Grandma's church was odd in that they worshipped paintings. Very weird.

By Chuckles
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Stealthy Speculation

Maybe every nation has ninjas

By Chuckles
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Horse trots up and says to mirror

"why the long face?" Mirror says "It's okay, I'm just a bit reflective today."

By Chuckles
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Why did the plane crash?

Why did the plane crash?

By Chuckles
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Emergency Escort

Huh, this is a first. Never had an ambulance follow me to the gym before.

By Chuckles
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The Polyglot Poultry

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"

By Chuckles
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