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The Dalai Lama went into a pizza shop..

And asked them to make him one with everything.

By Chuckles

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Shipyard Inflation

Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard,

By Chuckles

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The Universal Bow

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

By Chuckles

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Thor-oughly Disappointed

Hubs: If you could sleep with... Me: THOR!!! Hubs: ...the fan off tonight, that'd be great. Me: Ohhhh...

By Chuckles

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Medical Misconduct

What is it called when sensitive medical information about a very fat patient is disclosed?

By Chuckles

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Patio Furniture Puns

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

By Chuckles

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Chemical Spirits

Chemists have an unpopular view on alcohol...

By Chuckles

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Magical Disappearing Act

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

By Chuckles

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The Overachieving Pooch

Me: Play dead. My Dog:

By Chuckles

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Clubbing Seal

So a seal walks into a club.

By Chuckles

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Doctor Doctor

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking?

By Chuckles

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A Cool Recovery

Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero?

By Chuckles

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The Unofficial Relationship

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker...

By Chuckles

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Military Math

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

By Chuckles

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Cinematic Seasoning

What's every movie critic's favorite cooking ingredient?

By Chuckles

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The Cannibal's Diet

Did you hear about the cannibal who visited the ICU ward?

By Chuckles

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Holiday Confusion

Kids these days think Christmas is all about getting presents

By Chuckles

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Trumpet Logic

Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time? Son: Easy.

By Chuckles

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Out of?

Mom (about her son): Look at these marks Jim has scored... 8.. 10... 7.. Dad: Out of?

By Chuckles

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Electric Success

What made Tesla successful ?

By Chuckles

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The Briny Deal

A cucumber made a dill with the devil.

By Chuckles

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