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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Schoolyard Scare

There was a kidnapping at school!

Mutant Math

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Calculator Watch Woes

If you still wear a Calculator watch,

Handy Gardening

I would help you carry some of those bushes...

Furniture Fiasco

I was fighting with my wife over the arrangement of the dining-room furniture. I thought I had won

Reptilian Detective

What do you call an aligator in a vest?

The Toddler Transformation

My kid wanted juice but I gave him water

Autocorrect Surveillance

Autocorrect changed Italian to Taliban,

Subway Shrinkage

You know it's cold outside when...

Foot Doctor Logic

Why are there no podiatrist generals?

Avian Audience

Did some stand up at a bird sanctuary...

Pinocchio

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

The Committed Couple

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Committed. Committed who?

Confused Maternal Instincts

A grown man smelling like baby powder stood next to me today.

What did one candle say to the other candle?

What did one candle say to the other candle?

The Wingless Wonder

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Bank Error in Your Favor

I recently came into a very large sum of money

The Professional Pronunciation Test

A way you can tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

The Bueller Maneuver

Next time you order coffee at Starbucks

The Rule of Moderation

All things in moderation.

Spy at the Beach

What did the spy say at the glass beach?