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Steve the Grasshopper

A grasshopper sits at the bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

By Chuckles

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Playground Snacks

What do kids like to eat in the playground?

By Chuckles

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Career Advice

Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life

By Chuckles

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Canada Abolished the Penny

When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all...

By Chuckles

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Artistic Footwear

What type of shoes do artists wear?

By Chuckles

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Grammar Matters

Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet being well written

By Chuckles

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Quarterback Math

If Tom Brady joined Nickelback...

By Chuckles

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The Percussive Trio

A drummer trips and falls on a sheep, a candy brand, and then a running faucet

By Chuckles

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Digital Optimism

When one door closes...

By Chuckles

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Passive Aggressive Reptiles

Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal.

By Chuckles

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Binary Blunder

There are ten types of people in this world

By Chuckles

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue?

By Chuckles

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Far Out Rescue

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

By Chuckles

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I wish my wife was better in bed.

By Chuckles

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Swimmers and Light Bulbs Don't Mix

How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?

By LaughParty

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The Smoke Alarm's Rave Review

Knock knock. Who's there? Dinner. Dinner who?

By LaughParty

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The Scientific Snack

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

By Chuckles

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Modern Tragedy

It's all fun and games

By Chuckles

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Musical Philanthropy

What band's fanbase is the most charitable?

By Chuckles

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The Pear Pay Rise

I walked into the boss's office and handed him a pear. "What's this for?" He asked. "A pay rise." I replied.

By Chuckles

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The Traveling Fruit

Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old's lunch

By Chuckles

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