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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Parental Olfactory Test

Kids are like farts.

Horse walks into a bar

Horse walks into a bar, horse walks into a bar, horse walks into a bar, horse walks into an optometrist.

The Scarecrow Award

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Equestrian Tech Support

My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn.

Tropical Refreshment

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Geometry Gone Wrong

A triangle exploded and a piece hit me.

Financial Miracles

My wife's credit card got stolen and she doesn't know how...

Emo Hour

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

Fashion Economics

Urban Outfitters:

Arboreal Elephants

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Auto-Correct Rebellion

What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it?

North Korean Funk

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Religious Linguistics

I was going to break up a fight between two Rabbis...

The Air Competition

Bet I could breathe more air than you, bro

Number Crunching

Guy tries giving me his phone number. Me: Oh no thank you.

The Programmer and the Genie

A programmer finds a magic lamp. The genie says "I will grant you one wish." The programmer says "I wish for world peace."

Camping Crime

What do you call a trespassing camper?

Grammatical Bloodwork

What blood type does a man with bad spelling have?

A Dyslexic Man Walked Into A Bra

My terrible Joke but I never forget it.

The Pun Competition

I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but...

Bear Necessities

What is a bear's favourite drink ?