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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Rural Reception

My cell phone is so nervous whenever I go to the countryside...

Corporate Leadership

Interviewer: Do you have any experience in a leadership role?

Camping Grammar

You can't run through a campground, you can only ran.

Jury Duty Realities

I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes.

The Cat's Unexpected Visitor

Knock knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who?

Karate Break

I've decided to give karate a break for a little while...

Remote Romance

Damn girl, are you my cable remote?

Chemistry Joke

Bro catches his bro red handed...

Snowman Conversations

What did one snowman say to the other?

So my neighbor knocks on my door.

So my neighbor knocks on my door at 2:30am last night. 2:30AM!!! Can you believe it?!!?

Literary Violence

My book club evolved into a fight club...

Big Apple Crime

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Polite Pastries

You can tell Tim Horton's is a Canadian franchise,

Potato Progeny

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like

The Three-Second Outing

Glad I spent 40 minutes getting my 1 year old dressed

A Legal Loophole

I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years.

Graveyard Rules

Did you know that your local graveyard doesn't allow anyone who lives where you are to be buried there?

A Sharp Brew

How does the executioner like his coffee?

A Musical Misunderstanding

Thought I saw a fat guy doing a killer air harmonica

Retail Paranoia

The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.

The Sleepy Cow

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?