Jokes on LaughParty

Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

2,119 posts

The Unpopular Archer

Why did no one like the Archer?

Terms and Conditions Spoiler

No one spoil the ending,

Living Dangerously

I'm living on the edge.

The Giraffe’s Necktie Dilemma

A giraffe walks into a high-end department store and asks the clerk for a silk necktie, but insists on trying it on before buying.

Hula Hilarity

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Period Drama Problems

What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas?

A Head Cold

Teacher: Can't you retain anything in your head overnight?

A Sticky Situation

If green gummy bears are strawberry flavored, what is the flavor of yellow gummy bears?

The Tallest Building

What's the tallest building in town?

Ink Economics

All my tattoos pretty much mean the same thing.

Island Geography

What are the inhabitants of Crete called?

The Canine Choreographer

There's this dog teaching me some new dance moves.

A Close Shave

Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No.

You have a BA?

Ooooh! Look at you! Well, I have a BA, an MA, & a PhD.

Vegetarian Conflict

If two vegetarians are arguing

A Deep Observation

Why did the blind woman fall into the well?

The Fantastic Logic

If I drink alcohol, I'm alcoholic...

A Big Mistake

I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day.

Monster Hiccups

What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?

Blockbuster Flop

The script for the upcoming Tetris movie is terrible.

Canine Communication

My best friend won't talk to me.