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A Crumbly Situation

Two cookies were walking across the road...

By Chuckles

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Lizards Know Where To Shop

Where do lizards go after their tail falls off?

By LaughParty

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The Alarm Clock's Bold Request

Knock, knock! Who's there? Snooze. Snooze who?

By LaughParty

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Altitude Adjustment

Ginger Ale tastes so much worse

By Chuckles

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Labor Day

What day do most mothers give birth?

By Chuckles

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A Roman Obsession

I for one...

By Chuckles

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Calendar Chaos

I went to a fancy dress party as a calendar

By Chuckles

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Titanic Salad

What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?

By Chuckles

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Apathetic Intuition

What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

By Chuckles

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Boy becomes Jedi

gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks.

By Chuckles

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Family Negotiations

[5-year-old and 3-year-old scream at each other] Me: Is that how your mom and I settle arguments?

By Chuckles

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Developing Life

Life is like photography,

By Chuckles

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A Stolen Commode

The toilet bowl was stolen from the local police precinct last night.

By Chuckles

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Space Aggression

I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns.

By Chuckles

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The Tiny Entrepreneur

My 4yr old daughter just charged me $47 for a fake cake she cooked in her pretend oven. I laughed.

By Chuckles

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Small but Mighty

If you think you are too small to be effective,

By Chuckles

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The Fantasy Breed

What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs?

By Chuckles

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The Expensive Bar Tab

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

By Chuckles

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Salon Struggles

Hair Stylist: What are we doing today? Me:

By Chuckles

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Prince Charming

I will awaken her with love's sweet ki--

By Chuckles

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The Pessimist's Silver Lining

The nice thing about being a pessimist is that in the end you are either pleasantly surprised

By Chuckles

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