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Johnny, do you still throw stones at birds?

Dressed to Wheel

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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Tron

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Bright trails. Sharp turns.

Outlast the AI in a glowing race without hitting a wall.

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Clean Living

I used to be addicted to soap

The Hipster's Soup

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

Revenge of the Parents

To people without kids who give other people's kids messy or annoying toys...

The Jarring Truth

When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house.

The Rodent Fitness Tracker

Gets a Fitbit for Christmas

Universal Planning

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Database Socializing

A SQL statement walks into a bar...

The Lightbulb Logic

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Market Research

I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering.

Boxing Match

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Acidic Education

What do you study to learn about acid?

Galactic Volume Control

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

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Pong

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Your move, paddle person.

Bounce past the AI. First to seven takes the match.

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Spirit Animal

Just realized that my spirit animal is Winnie the Pooh.

The Hobbyist's Descent

I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.

The Fitness Avenger

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, personal trainer.

French Valentine

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

In or On?

Why are you IN a movie,

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