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Confused Maternal Instincts

A grown man smelling like baby powder stood next to me today.

What did one candle say to the other candle?

What did one candle say to the other candle?

The Wingless Wonder

What do you call a fly with no wings?

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Math Path

Math Path gameplay preview

Take the scenic route to smart.

Choose a path through the numbers. Hit the target exactly.

Play Math Path

The Professional Pronunciation Test

A way you can tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

The Bueller Maneuver

Next time you order coffee at Starbucks

The Rule of Moderation

All things in moderation.

Spy at the Beach

What did the spy say at the glass beach?

Home Invasion

Me: So, you come here often? Him:

A Culinary Regret

I became a vegan yesterday...

Snooze Control

You know how they say "if you snooze you lose"...

The Habitual Enforcers

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

Marathon Motivation

I don't need to run a marathon

Culinary Branding

Tater Tots is a much better name than the original...

The Braided Passenger

Airline passenger fell asleep on my shoulder.

Social Media Math

I have over 500 FB friends but only 6 actual friends.

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Blackjack

Blackjack gameplay preview

A little hit-or-stand suspense.

Play for fun. Take on the dealer and aim for 21.

Play Blackjack

The Linguistic Confession

Father, pardon, excuse, exonerate, absolve, acquit, forgive me,

The Structural Integrity Specialist

I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.

Dining with Ducks

Do you know the problem with ordering duck?

Fruit Confusion

If life gives you melons,

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