Jokes

Snowman Sniffing

Two snowmen in a field, one turns to the other and says...

A Numeric Tragedy

Why did the number 6 cry?

The Flintstone Difference

What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi?

Icebreaker

So anyone know how much a Polar Bear weighs?

[March 15]

Brutus: Going 2 the senate? Caesar: yeah u? Brutus: yep it'll be killer Caesar: how so?

A Grilling Mistake

ME: hey baby. HOT GIRL: ... ME: ... HOT GIRL: ... ME: *looks closer* HOT GRILL: ME:

Sharknado Fears

We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows.

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

A Brick-Built Elf

What do you call an elf made of lego?

A Soothing Funeral

The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.

Weasel Words

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

Financial Botany

They say money doesn't grow on trees.

Reptilian Photography

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

Commuter's Cramp

I'm getting tired of riding to work from New Jersey to Manhattan with my neighbors.

The Literal Bar

A guy walks into a bar...

The Wurst Life

There was a depressed sausage...

A Heavy Snack

I weighed myself today,

Dishwashing Design Flaws

Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?

Linguistic Murder

Did you "ask" me or "axe" me?