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The Cloud's Identity Crisis

I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.

Vampire's Best Friend

What kind of dog does a dracula like?

A Sweet Tooth

Why did the bear eat his mate?

Legal Tech Gap

Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970.

Remote Control Favoritism

Daughter: Here you go! Me: You're my favorite. Son: Yesterday, you said I was your favorite! Me:

My father's kids won't get this...

My father's kids won't get this...

Portuguese Puns

What do you call an old person from Portugal?

The Monk's Order

A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says

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Sokoban

Sokoban gameplay preview

Think outside the boxes.

Push each box onto a target. Every move matters.

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Commuting Chef

How does a chef get to work?

Airport Fashion

When going through TSA inspection at the airport, there's no telling how long it will take...

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Flappy

Flappy gameplay preview

Flap first. Panic later.

Tap through the gaps and see how far you can fly.

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Fast Pachyderms

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

Knock Knock

Ali !

Holey cow! It's your birthday!

A dad got his son a bday card that said "Holey cow! It's your birthday!"

A Spiritual Laxative

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

Robotic Reasoning

Why did the robot cross the road?

Confidence Issues

I always wanted to be self-confident.

The Retention Strategy

Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep it all in!

Gaming Glitches

Have you heard about Samsung's new video game based on the Galaxy Note 7?

Brutal Honesty

I am a very kind and honest person. if I see an old lady trying to cross a street...

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