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No Bull

Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly: "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," replies Dolly.

The Classic Crossing

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cookie Confessions

You're the only one who understands me,

The Identity Crisis

The 'M' in 'MTV'

The Wooden Wonder

Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis?

The Coin Swallowing Scale

Kid 1 swallows coin= rush to ER. Kid 2 swallows coin= wait til it passes.

Geographic Humor

Where is Macau located?

Police Console

What's a police officers favorite console?

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Tic Tac Toe

Tic Tac Toe gameplay preview

X marks your next brain break.

Outthink the AI in a best-of-five showdown of Xs and Os.

Play Tic Tac Toe

The Blonde Waitress

Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please?

The Irony of Finance

I've written a book called, 'How Not To Get Conned Out Of Your Money'.

The Ink-redible Heist

Breaking News: PIRATES STOPPED STEALING OIL TANKERS

Open Door Policy

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

The Eloquent Ursine

Did you guys hear about the talking polar bear?

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Four In a Row

Four In a Row gameplay preview

Drop a disc. Plot a victory.

Connect four before the AI spots your winning move.

Play Four In a Row

James Bond walks into a bar

James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a chicken. Chicken: What's your name? Bond: My name's Bond. James Bond.

Peer Pressure

Why did the boat dock with all of the other boats?

The Blink of an Eye

Your vehicle has this magical lever

The Social Media Prayer

God grant me the serenity to accept the things Facebook changes, the courage to change the settings I can,

The Afterlife Forecast

It'll be a cold day in hell. Cloudy in purgatory, with a slight chance of rain. And clear skies up in heaven.

The Color-Coded Compliments

GF comes home after spray tanning. I say: Hey, orange you looking good! She says: Thanks. I say: Anytime, pumpkin! She says: You're sweet.

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