Jokes
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No Bull
Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly: "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," replies Dolly.
The Wooden Wonder
Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis?
Tic Tac Toe
X marks your next brain break.
Outthink the AI in a best-of-five showdown of Xs and Os.
Play Tic Tac ToeFour In a Row
Drop a disc. Plot a victory.
Connect four before the AI spots your winning move.
Play Four In a RowJames Bond walks into a bar
James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a chicken. Chicken: What's your name? Bond: My name's Bond. James Bond.
The Social Media Prayer
God grant me the serenity to accept the things Facebook changes, the courage to change the settings I can,
The Afterlife Forecast
It'll be a cold day in hell. Cloudy in purgatory, with a slight chance of rain. And clear skies up in heaven.
The Color-Coded Compliments
GF comes home after spray tanning. I say: Hey, orange you looking good! She says: Thanks. I say: Anytime, pumpkin! She says: You're sweet.
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