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Dollar Store Economics

I just purchased duct tape at the Dollar Store to fix all of the other shit I bought at the Dollar Store.

A Delicious Discovery

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

A Stinky Transaction

Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service?

The Dark Knight's Hygiene

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Aging Athlete

Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games.

Geometry of Beverages

I poured my root beer into a square cup.

A Cheeky Bond

Can you believe they're still together after all that crap?

The Dairy Thief

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

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Space Shooter

Space Shooter gameplay preview

Your break is cleared for launch.

Dodge enemy waves, grab power-ups and take on bosses.

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Cloud Fashion

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

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Cannon

Cannon gameplay preview

Aim high. Laugh at the misses.

Choose your angle and power. Land the perfect shot.

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The Walken Impression

Christopher Walken does one of the top seven Christopher Walken impressions

Goat Definitions

What is a buttress?

The Linguistic Dilemma

Teacher: 'there are no stupid questions.' Me:

The Vocabulary Crisis

My new thesaurus is truly awful!

Vape Expectations

Did you hear about the man whose vape device exploded while he was smoking it?

A Photon checks into a hotel

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.

Kitchen Safety

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Aretha Franklins

What do you call a musical wreath made from $100 bills?

A Concrete Problem

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

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Snake

Snake gameplay preview

Snack. Grow. Try not to crash.

Collect apples and keep your growing snake out of trouble.

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