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New Year, New Caterpillar

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Toto-lly Committed

I've started replacing "yes" with

Target Practice

I tried to walk into Target...

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Sudoku

Sudoku gameplay preview

Nine numbers. One happy brain.

Give every row, column and box its perfect number.

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Skeleton Geography

Where does sans live?

Feline and Bovine

What do you call a disobedient feline pirate and a genetically altered cow?

The Transit Interview

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

I gave him the what for!

What for?

Office Literature

Coworker: What book you reading there? Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

The Calorie Exchange

I ran 3 miles this morning, so if I did my math correctly,

Bony Biology

How do skeletons reproduce?

The Zombie Diet

What do vegan zombies eat?

The Walmart Cycle

There's both a McDonald's and a blood pressure machine at our Walmart.

Academic Lawn Care

If God wanted me to mow my own lawn,

Ocular Observations

What did one eye say to the other?

Stone Age Geography

Apparently, people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones...

Sub-par Humor

TIFU by going to Jimmy John's for lunch..

The Berry Bad Diet

I'm quitting the blueberry only diet.

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Space Shooter

Space Shooter gameplay preview

Your break is cleared for launch.

Dodge enemy waves, grab power-ups and take on bosses.

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Social Strategy

I get out of awkward dinner party convos

Adelia

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

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