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Two atoms walked out of a bar
One turned to the other one and said, "we've got to go back in there, I left an electron." The other one asked, "Are you sure?"
[Last supper]
Jesus: Same time next week guys? *they all nod* Judas: I'll book a table for 12. Jesus: you mean 13.
Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party.
Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, "what's your costume going to be?"
Mammoth Misunderstanding
Salesman: Roll up roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale.
Daddy, are vampires real?
"No, sweetie. Go back to bed." *waits until daughter is asleep* *grabs red Sharpie*
