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The Backseat Driver
Riding with Uber earlier.. The driver said, "I love my job, I am my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."
I won't dessert you
I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me... please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied...
Naming Rights
To the guy who named cotton candy: Yes! It looks just like it sounds. To the guy who named Milk Duds:
My dad keeps throwing erasers at me
My dad keeps throwing erasers at me and I finally snapped, "Why dad!"
A Very Brief Career Change
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
The King's Military Secret
Where does a king keep his armies?
Priorities
[on the phone] wife: My mom tripped over the dog me: Is she ok? wife: Yeah me: Can I talk to her? wife: Sure *calls for the dog*
The Cart's Emotional Baggage
I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.
Cool Canine
Cop: 'Sir I'm afraid your dog is too cool for this neighborhood.' Me: [turns his little baseball cap round right way]
