Budget Princess Problems
If I were a Disney princess, woodland birds would help me get dressed every morning.
Mostly by stealing one sock each and flying off to a better castle.
If I were a Disney princess, woodland birds would help me get dressed every morning.
Mostly by stealing one sock each and flying off to a better castle.
After I bought my cat a fancy new bed, she finally showed me some appreciation.
My cousins named their newborn 'Terms and Conditions.'
I finally went to a big stadium concert, and everyone in front of me filmed the entire show.
I asked my smart speaker to play something relaxing.
My dog sat quietly by the back door for forty minutes so he wouldn't interrupt my important work.
After twenty years of running marathons, Dave finally crossed the finish line in first place. The crowd went wild. Reporters rushed over with microphones. His coach was in tears. His family had flown in from across the country. Everyone demanded to know how he'd finally done it, what was his secret training method, his mental breakthrough, his dietary change?
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