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The Cinematic Mirror

Johnny Depp is to Tim Burton...

Fashionable Arachnids

I wouldn't be so scared of spiders

The Analog Kindle

Just overheard someone say, "I wish I had a Kindle that never ran out of batteries."

Artistic Worship

My Grandma's church was odd in that they worshipped paintings. Very weird.

Horse trots up and says to mirror

"why the long face?" Mirror says "It's okay, I'm just a bit reflective today."

Why did the plane crash?

Why did the plane crash?

Its not you. Its me.

Twins going through a photo album

Chemical Rejection

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Dental Hazard

What's red and bad for your teeth?

Digital Dance Floor

Dance like nobody is watching,

Arachnid Dating

'Nice legs' *Swipes right* 'Nice legs' *Swipes right* 'Nice legs' *Swipes right* 'Nice legs' *Swipes right*

Fruitful Confusion

If life gives you melons...

The Hitchhiker's Date

me: "so is this a date?"

A Barred Lawyer

Did you hear about the lawyer selling moonshine from a van outside the courthouse?

The Blind Carpenter

I see said the blind man

Barnyard Misunderstandings

If the Pottery Barn didn't want me to bring my goat in the store,

The Silent Treatment

My wife gave me the silent treatment for a week...

Sock Logic

Do your socks have holes in them? No?

The Muppet Interview

Whenever I conduct a job interview I ask the applicant to name their favorite Muppet,

Bugging Out

How do you start an insect race?

Mister Bee

What did the bee say to his wife?