Why are seals such homebodies?
What is the most affectionate type of chicken?
The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
Twitter is the only place where
Why did the ghost cross the road?
What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?
Whenever I show someone a picture on my phone,
What kind of cheese should Richard eat?
One says to the other "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"
What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?
An introvert looks down at his own shoes.
Knock knock. Who's there? Chef. Chef who?
Why do they build fences around graveyards?
What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?
THE XBOX IS BEING ATTACKED!
The next iPhone won't be a failure.
I used to have some well constructed ass jokes
If you don't get my Harry Potter references,
Saying 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' mean the same thing..
I've got the eye of the tiger, heart of a lion, and...
"I'M GOING BANANAS!!!"