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High Finance

I'm going to talk to my broker today about cashing in some of my stocks.

Spicy Heartbreak

Eating spicy food is like expressing your love to someone who has no interest in you...

Wine Not?

Pinot?

A Spirited Language

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

Reggae Printing

The printer in my office is fondly called Bob Marley

Currency Exchange

50 Cent

A Deep Situation

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

The Baker's Dilemma

A father asked his son how baking school was going

The Scoreboard

Did anyone else see the result of the Egypt vs Ethopia soccer game?

Frosty Olfactory

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

The Recluse's Surprise

Whenever I see a hot girl on the streets

The Cleaning Cycle

Me: My room is in shambles. Where do I start cleaning!? *5mins later*

The Second Pass

Do you believe in love at first sight

Mermaid Fashion

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

Radioactive Dining

Planning on starting a restaurant called 'Cobalt 60'.

The Miracle Diet

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything

Crocodile Math

Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet!

The Man Upstairs

Me: "If only the man upstairs could have blessed you with brains as well as beauty." Wife: "Why the hell is there a man upstairs?"

Brow-Raising Advice

Girls, if you're gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting.

The Pocket Paradox

I'm never more irritated by fashion than when I'm trying to stuff something in a pocket.

Dining Etiquette

What do you take before every meal?