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The Zoo's Limited Inventory

I went to the Zoo the other day, but all it had was one dog.

The Shampoo Connoisseur

Me: There are so many exotic sounding flavours these days. I just can't resist- Doctor:

The Volunteer Assistant

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Medical Confidentiality

What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone?

A Sick Country

What country is ill?

Chemical Comedy

Want to hear a joke about potassium?

The Accidental Producer

I dropped my electric toothbrush in the garbage disposal and accidentally...

The Car Wash Curse

Pays $20 for deluxe car wash.

Foot Logic

Me - "Hey kiddo, you have your shoes on the wrong feet"

Nuns and Needles

I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns...

Math's Tough Love

Hey you know how people say they hate math because it doesn't make sense?

Ocean Infestation

The ocean isn't shark-infested. It's the ocean. That's where sharks live. We aren't supposed to be there.

Hog Wild

Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling?

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

Internet Standards

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

New Toy Alert

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie

Feline Priorities

Cat: Human, congratulations, I've chosen your face to sleep upon tonight.

Trust Fall Fail

Sorry about the concussion Steve,

The Type-Cast Coder

Did you guys hear about the C++ developer that wanted to become a famous actor?

Egg-cellent Humor

Egg puns...

The Squirrel Army

Friend: Will we be hearing the patter of tiny feet soon?