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The Quitter's Paradox

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year,

Time Management

Why kill time

The Barroom Maneuver

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

Religious Gym-goer

I go to the gym religiously.

Nun of Your Business

If a bunch of nuns wanted to help small business, they could create their own small business writing business plans...

A Target Audience

My son wants a bb gun for Christmas.

The Mathematical Divide

There's 3 kinds of people in this world

Buzzing With Confidence

I don't care what people think of me.

A Festive Bird

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

The Jedi Locksmith

My front door was locked so I tried to force it open.

The Bluetooth Connection Struggle

My wireless headphones are so loyal that they refuse to connect to my phone while I’m holding it, yet they have no problem pairing with my neighbor’s smart fridge three houses away.

The Passing Neutrino

A neutrino walks into a bar...

Drummer Logic

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The Tennis Player's Big Mistake

Why did the tennis player get in trouble with his bank?

The Hoffman Legacy

I have a friend named "Chris Hoffman".

Literary Spirits

What do you get when you mix 9th grade literature with alcohol?

Ding Dong

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Stinky Stones

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Roman Numeral Confusion

There are 11 types of people in this world..

Bake cake

Don't cut it into pieces. Eat the whole thing.

Family Values

I finally found a girl with the same beliefs as my family