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Concrete Comedy

What's grey and can't fly?

The Final Countdown

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Locomotive Moods

I saw a train today...

Digital Communication

I gave my wife my email address

Pirate Etiquette

I'd tell you the joke about the pirate.

Social Media Anxiety

Never end a tweet with a question mark.

The Udderly Caffeine-Free Cow

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

The Surprise Greeting

I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words...

Shower Time Hazard

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

KING SOLOMON

I shall cut it in two, half for each of you. WOMAN: sure

Hooked on Fishing

I was trying to convince my friend to go fishing the other day. It took a while to convince her, but then she finally agreed and had fun fishing.

A Literal Punchline

I told this guy I was arguing with if he stepped one more step closer I would hit him in the face, but he kept walking right to me.

Old-Fashioned Names

We gave our children old-fashioned names...

Binary Expectations

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, those who don't,

Marine Biology 101

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

Bear Necessities

*muttered from inside a bear*

Equine Rejection

*tries to mount a horse*

Man choking

Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off*

Butcher's Blocked

I just failed my butcher's exam.

Van Gogh's Resolution

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to the new year?

Antique Anxiety

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!!