Horses are very contrarian...
Parallel lines have so much in common.
I bought some vinyl cleaner,
They took my mood ring...
Why did the Chicken cross the playground?
I can count on one hand the number of times I've visited Chernobyl.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do felines always win board games?
I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones
What did the confused bee say?
Say friends, why is it tough to play poker with cattle farmers?
Why are atoms so serious?
You hear the joke about the frenzied mob?
It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!!
Children with gay fathers as parents, I seriously sympathize you all
After a dream I had last night, credits rolled.
Two cookies were walking across the road...
Where do lizards go after their tail falls off?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Snooze. Snooze who?
Ginger Ale tastes so much worse
What day do most mothers give birth?
