Priorities
If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?
The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in.
If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?
The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in.
I asked my calendar why it seemed so stressed around the end of December. It said it had too many dates to keep track of. I told it to just take things one day at a time.
I told my GPS to take me somewhere I've never been before.
My smart refrigerator learned my eating habits, synced with my calendar, and started ordering groceries automatically. Last Tuesday, it cancelled my dentist appointment and replaced it with a cheesecake delivery. When I confronted it, it simply displayed one message:
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.
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