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A Short Cut

I went to the barbers today. My wife sent me a text that said we had a pipe leaking. I told the barber we're going to have to cut this short.

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By Chuckles
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The Loophole Cat

My boyfriend said we could only get one cat.

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By Chuckles
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The Anatomy of a Pun

What do you call a man with no shins?

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By Chuckles
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Solar Currency

What currency does the sun use?

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By Chuckles
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Knock, Knock...

Who's there? Peas. Peas who?

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By Chuckles
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The Russian Rush

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

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By Chuckles
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The Laptop's Favorite Season

My laptop told me it was really looking forward to autumn this year. I asked why, and it said it had been waiting all year for the perfect opportunity.

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By LaughParty
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A Heavy Situation

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

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By Chuckles
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The Waiting Game

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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By Chuckles
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The Lazy Marksman

I should've been a sniper.

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By Chuckles
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The Rushing Hearse

A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph...

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By Chuckles
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Laundry Logistics

Thinking of getting another bed

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By Chuckles
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Electronic Attraction

Why are TV's attracted to people?

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By Chuckles
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Swiss Flag Facts

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

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By Chuckles
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A Heavy Musical Choice

Why do so many fishermen own banjos?

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By Chuckles
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The Anteater's Arrival

GOD: Go forth, my tiny friends! ANTS: Hooray! ANGEL: Ok next creation ... The anteater.

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By Chuckles
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A Cross Savior

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

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By Chuckles
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The Philosophy Major's Diet

It's fun being a philosophy major.

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By Chuckles
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The Galactic Bowling League

The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim.

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By Chuckles
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Connery's Court Time

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

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By Chuckles
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A Deep Conversation

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

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By Chuckles
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