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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Fruit Frustrations

Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Subway Alarm Clock

Google introduced a new smartphone alarm that can wake users up on the subway so they don't miss their stop.

Pungent Humor

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

A Hairy Situation

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

The Blind Spot Dilemma

Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?

A Balanced Breakfast

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

A Quacking Good Time

Me: C'mon, baby. Send me a pic. Her: I dunno. Me: Baby, please. I need it. Her: Fine. *Opens pic of pug dressed like a duck*

Rewinding Sales

My door to door VHS sales are taking a nose dive

The Helpful Intruder

Every night someone breaks into my house & dresses me for the next day.

The Naughty List Shortcut

I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty.

The Laundry Bucket List

I try to live each day like it's my last.

Medical Malpractice

My 4-year-old is playing doctor with her baby dolls. She walked by a minute ago holding just a leg.

Condescending Defined

A lot of people say I'm condescending...

Stoner Finance

Where do stoners keep their money?

A Pirate's True Love

What's a pirates favorite letter?

The Customer is Always Right

I think I will start calling my wife "My Customer"

The Funny Farm Misunderstanding

They say Margaret is a raving beauty.

Stuffed and Distracted

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Dental Dilemma

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

The Salad Lie

Her: You know when you're craving a cheeseburger but you order a salad instead...