A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper replies, "You've got a drink named Greg?"
Everyone thinks the 'magic' at Disneyland happens in front of the castle at sunset.
My meteorologist friend explained that we no longer have Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter; instead, we have 'Pollination Panic,' 'Sweating Through My Shirt,' 'Pumpkin Spice Everything,' and 'Why Do I Live Where the Air Hurts My Face?'
My neighbor bought a high-tech garden gnome equipped with AI and motion sensors to keep the rabbits away. I asked him how it was working out, and he looked absolutely exhausted.
My new smart doorbell is so advanced that it sends a high-definition video alert to my phone every time a leaf blows across the porch, yet it somehow lacks the basic logic to realize I’m the one standing there in my underwear at 3:00 AM because I locked myself out.
I posted a photo of my lunch and got zero likes, so I deleted it immediately.
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