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The Bassist's Dilemma

How do you know when there is a bassist at your door?

Fashionable Accommodations

Tight pants are like a cheap hotel...

Brow-raising Inventory

Man goes into the store and he's quite startled by what he sees. The clerk has these great bushy eyebrows. Horrified, the man stutters,

The Thirst for Humor

Dark comedy is...

Musical Misunderstandings

My mother always told me never to listen to Rumours.

The Dragon Ball Repair

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The Musical Canine

The music teacher at the school my niece goes to was out sick 2 days last week. The school had a dog fill in for her.

Appliance Navigation

GPS is down. Using a refrigerator magnet as a compass.

High Fidelity Victory

Why do audiophiles never lose a fight?

High Stakes Diet

I lost 50 pounds in two days.

Low Maintenance Pets

Dust bunnies are great pets because...

Pronoun Problems

I'm still learning my pronouns...

Watchful Guardian

Why did Jon Snow become a spokesman for Rolex?

The Bargain Skaters

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Emotional Confusion

My psychologist says I have trouble identifying my emotions

Emo Compression

What's an emo's favorite file type?

The Console Crossing

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

The Truth Behind Whatever

There's a little "I'm jealous" in every...

The Spud Alarm

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

24 Carrot Magic

Bruno Mars is the best levitating vegetable magician I've ever seen.

The Feline Serenade

Oh, you decided to close your bedroom door with me on the outside?