Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Home Sweet Home
The most romantic movie of all time is definitely Pixar's UP.
Ancestral Occupations
If some last names were an ancestor's profession (Baker, Cobbler)
Snake
Snack. Grow. Try not to crash.
Collect apples and keep your growing snake out of trouble.
Play SnakeFriday Night Fashion
On Fridays, I always dress for what the weather is going to be
The Language Barrier
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Unfortunately, the beer doesn't understand English commands.
Doctor's Visit
I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said "Can u describe the symptoms?"
Goatlike Reflexes
I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES "Don't you mean catlike-"
The Polite Descent
What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?
The Secret Ingredient
People find one band-aid and suddenly no one wants anymore of my homemade salsa.
Math Path
Take the scenic route to smart.
Choose a path through the numbers. Hit the target exactly.
Play Math PathI wanted to share this great joke I heard about a farmer fixing his fence...
but it's a re-post.
Psychic Wanted
Wanted: Personal psychic for wealthy client. Salary: $10,000 per week plus bonuses. Free accommodation. 10 weeks paid leave per year. Company car. Generous pension scheme.
Raccoon Parenting
Pro tip: Instead of having kids, just adopt a couple raccoons.
Binman Basics
In my interview for the binman job, I asked if you needed any special training...