Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Driving Directions
I saw a car with a 'How am I driving?' bumper sticker and called the number.
Extroverted Engineering
How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?
The Laundry Signal
Back in college, I used to hang a sock on the doorknob when I wanted to signal my roommate that I had no idea how to fold laundry.
The Bean Diet
I'm not on the Atkins Diet. I'm on the Rowan Atkinson Diet...
The Eternal Thermostat
In hell, the thermostat is guarded by a bunch of dads.
The Mona Lisa Date
[first date] Me: *don't let him know you're the Mona Lisa* Him: You look nice tonight
Breakfast of Champions
Count Chocula cereal is the perfect combination of...
Academic Sorcery
What does my physics professor have in common with Gandalf?
The Doctor's Leg
Doctor: *taps knee with mallet* feel that? Me: No. Doctor: or this? *jabs toe with a pin* Me: Nah.
The Scale Manufacturer's Dilemma
Did you hear about the production delays at that company that makes scales using lengthy pipes?