Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Procrastinator's Resolution
My new year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
The Mallard's Tab
Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. "Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?"
The Long Game
Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery?
Law and Order: Blonde Edition
What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?
The Magician vs The Lobbyist
What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?
Obvious Clarifications
Amy Winehouse's final album was "recorded before her death."
The Chuck Norris Standard
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Sheepish Crafting
I just learned you need five sheep to make a sweater.
Renaissance Regrets
I bet if a renaissance artist traveled through time to a modern museum, they'd be like:
The No and Me Neither
Do you know that joke about the no and the me neither?
The Award-Winning Scarecrow
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize?