Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The MLM Yak
What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?
Needle Phobia
I always get nervous before injections so I shut my eyes.
The Fashionista Girlfriend
What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt 2. Wow, a second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again.
Cannon
Aim high. Laugh at the misses.
Choose your angle and power. Land the perfect shot.
Play CannonThe Adulthood Paradox
Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast,
The Math Trilogy
I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series.
Sledding Blues
Just went sledding for the first time I liked it until I got on the sled.
A Leak in the Sink
So I'm in a hotel and call the front desk saying, "Hey! I gotta leak in the sink!"
Dashboard Dining
Glad the lady in front of me decided at the last second to stop at the yellow light
Poker
Keep your cards. Lose your frown.
Five-card draw, just for fun. Hold, draw and enjoy the hand.
Play PokerThe Naive Hydration
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water?
The Hypochondriac's Superpower
My special power is reading about a disease
The Skrillex Phase
I went through a Skrillex phase. I had to stop though.
Spilling the Evidence
Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?
Aging Gracefully
I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now.
A Little Hoarse
Sarah Jessica Parker's kid cannot start kindergarten today with all the other children due to a medical condition,
Future Problems
The problem with traveling into the future is that it's hard to determine the date