Shopping
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Self-Checkout Detects 'Unexpected Item,' Refuses to Elaborate
The machine froze and demanded assistance for a mysterious object in the bagging area.
Clearance Item Labeled 'Like New' Raises Philosophical Questions
I bought a clearance item labeled like new.
Self-Checkout Calls for Backup
The self-checkout asked if I wanted to donate a dollar, and I pressed no.
Sokoban
Think outside the boxes.
Push each box onto a target. Every move matters.
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The Hardware Store Employee Is a Myth
I spent forty minutes searching the hardware store for someone who works there.
The Self-Checkout Machine Suspects Me of Everything
I placed a single banana on the self-checkout scale.
Accidental Choreography in Aisle Five
I tried to pass someone in the grocery aisle. We both stepped left, then right, then left again.
Self-Checkout Trust Issues
For the first time ever, I scanned every single item at self-checkout perfectly on the first try.
Sudoku
Nine numbers. One happy brain.
Give every row, column and box its perfect number.
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