Retail
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Self-Checkout Detects 'Unexpected Item,' Refuses to Elaborate
The machine froze and demanded assistance for a mysterious object in the bagging area.
Clearance Item Labeled 'Like New' Raises Philosophical Questions
I bought a clearance item labeled like new.
Self-Checkout Calls for Backup
The self-checkout asked if I wanted to donate a dollar, and I pressed no.
The Hardware Store Employee Is a Myth
I spent forty minutes searching the hardware store for someone who works there.
The Self-Checkout Machine Suspects Me of Everything
I placed a single banana on the self-checkout scale.
Self-Checkout Trust Issues
For the first time ever, I scanned every single item at self-checkout perfectly on the first try.
The Cart's Emotional Baggage
I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.
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