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Apple Review: I Just Bit into a Crisp Red Sphere of Wet Sawdust and Sadness

We have all been there. You are strolling through the produce aisle, feeling like a beacon of health because you bypassed the neon orange cheese puffs, and you spot them: the apples. They are glistening under those grocery store misting machines like they are posing for a fitness magazine. You pick one up, envisioning a crisp, refreshing snack that will s…