Parallelparking

Local Pond Opens Driving School, Immediately Regrets Offering Parallel Parking

A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: The following is an entirely made-up, satirical take. No real ducks, driving schools or traffic departments were involved, though several bread crusts were emotionally invested. In the quiet town of Puddleford, residents were startled this week to discover a hand-painted sign at the edge of Mallard Pond reading: "QU…