Mechanic

Man Answers Every Question With Total Accuracy, Leaves Auto Parts Store Empty-Handed

A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: the following events are entirely made up, much like my understanding of transmissions. Gary Pemberton, 44, of the fictional town of Mildew Falls, walked into a neighborhood auto parts store on Tuesday with one simple goal. Three hours later, he walked out with a laminated certificate of participation, a free air fr…