Grocery
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Self-Checkout Detects 'Unexpected Item,' Refuses to Elaborate
The machine froze and demanded assistance for a mysterious object in the bagging area.
Self-Checkout Calls for Backup
The self-checkout asked if I wanted to donate a dollar, and I pressed no.
The Self-Checkout Machine Suspects Me of Everything
I placed a single banana on the self-checkout scale.
Accidental Choreography in Aisle Five
I tried to pass someone in the grocery aisle. We both stepped left, then right, then left again.
Self-Checkout Trust Issues
For the first time ever, I scanned every single item at self-checkout perfectly on the first try.
Apple Review: I Just Bit into a Crisp Red Sphere of Wet Sawdust and Sadness
We have all been there. You are strolling through the produce aisle, feeling like a beacon of health because you bypassed the neon orange cheese puffs, and you spot them: the apples. They are glistening under those grocery store misting machines like they are posing for a fitness magazine. You pick one up, envisioning a crisp, refreshing snack that will s…
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