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The Principal's Big Announcement
My son came home from school and said his principal called him into the office to tell him he would not have a very bright future ahead of him.
The Smartest Kid in Class
My son told me he finished all his homework in record time and his teacher said he was 'outstanding.' I asked him what subject it was.
The Promotion Nobody Wanted
My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
Monday's Surprising Motivation
My son asked me why I always seem so energetic on Monday mornings. I told him it's because I spend all weekend recharging.
