Abs

Local Hero Completes Three Crunches, Declares Abs 'Basically Done'

A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: The following is an entirely made-up, satirical story. Any resemblance to your own Tuesday is purely coincidental, though probably accurate. In a feat of athletic endurance that fitness experts are calling technically a thing that happened, fictional local man Darren Pluffet completed three full crunches on his livi…