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The New York Salmon

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

Dairy Logic

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Dadaist Decor

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Heavyweight Queue

What do you call a queue of boxers?

Llama Zen

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

The Favorite Child

WIFE: he favors our son over our daughter. ME:

Biblical Business

Setting up a Moses business would be simple except for one setback...

Success Redefined

The secret to my success

A Heroic Pun

Green Lantern

The Universal Possession

What is it that is yours, but others use it more than you?

The Courtroom Mix-up

Judge: how do you plead? Me: [looks at lawyer] Lawyer: [mouths 'not guilty'] Me: hot milky

Stubborn Steeds

Horses are very contrarian...

Geometry Problems

Parallel lines have so much in common.

For the Record

I bought some vinyl cleaner,

The Picky Eater

I love puppies and kittens and little cute hamsters. But not all together.

The Missing Mood

They took my mood ring...

Great Minds Moo Alike

Two cows are in a pasture. The first cow says, "Moo."

Playground Poultry

Why did the Chicken cross the playground?

Chernobyl Counting

I can count on one hand the number of times I've visited Chernobyl.

Let Freedom Ring

Is my iPhone named Freedom? Yes. Do I never pick up phone calls on it?

The Golfer's Wardrobe Malfunction

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?