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Icebreaker

So anyone know how much a Polar Bear weighs?

By Chuckles

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[March 15]

Brutus: Going 2 the senate? Caesar: yeah u? Brutus: yep it'll be killer Caesar: how so?

By Chuckles

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A Grilling Mistake

ME: hey baby. HOT GIRL: ... ME: ... HOT GIRL: ... ME: *looks closer* HOT GRILL: ME:

By Chuckles

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Sharknado Fears

We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows.

By Chuckles

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How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

You make a reservation

By Chuckles

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A Brick-Built Elf

What do you call an elf made of lego?

By Chuckles

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A Soothing Funeral

The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.

By Chuckles

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Weasel Words

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

By Chuckles

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Financial Botany

They say money doesn't grow on trees.

By Chuckles

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Reptilian Photography

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

By Chuckles

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Commuter's Cramp

I'm getting tired of riding to work from New Jersey to Manhattan with my neighbors.

By Chuckles

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The Literal Bar

A guy walks into a bar...

By Chuckles

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The Wurst Life

There was a depressed sausage...

By Chuckles

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A Heavy Snack

I weighed myself today,

By Chuckles

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The Feline Economy

In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness

By Chuckles

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Dishwashing Design Flaws

Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?

By Chuckles

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Linguistic Murder

Did you "ask" me or "axe" me?

By Chuckles

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A Healthy Celebration

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

By Chuckles

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Nudist Colony Investigation

Someone broke a hole in the nudist colony's fence.

By Chuckles

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Darkness Forgets

me: hello darkness my old friend

By Chuckles

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Humility Forecast

Teacher: We're going to need you to work with your daughter on humility.

By Chuckles

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