A good laugh is worth finding.

The Stoplight Shame

Someone just caught me picking my nose at a stop light.

Tipsy Thoughts

Cheesy Insanity

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

A Loss for Words

Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank.

Thumb War Tragedy

CW: Oh my God, what happened?

A Heartburn Tragedy

Last night my friend Gavin overdosed on heart burn medicine......

Geometric Geometry

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Farmyard Scrabble

Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand...

Currency Crisis

50 Cent used to be 1 Dollar...

Phone Booth Problems

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Traffic Stop Tactics

[traffic stop] COP: where ya headed? ME: on my way home COP: *shining flashlight in my backseat*

Marsupial Burdens

I bet kangaroos get tired of holding all of their friend's keys and cell phones while they're at the beach.

Stay-at-Home Pooch

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Golden Years Perks

What's the best thing about turning 65?

Dungeon Retirement

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Technical Support Needed

How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?

A Spirited Decision

I doubt Vodka is the answer,

Hi, do you have time to discuss the Bible?

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High Definition Resolutions

My new years resolution is the same as last year.