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Musical Hardware

What do you call a computer that can sing really well?

By Chuckles

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Geometric Geometry

If you made a triangle with sticks...

By Chuckles

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Ambidextrous Ambivalence

I'm lucky enough to be ambidextrous.

By Chuckles

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Welcome to the Jungle

My career as a Walmart greeter was cut short when the manager noticed me singing "Welcome to the Jungle" to every customer.

By Chuckles

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A Bloody Good Pun

Most animals don't like gore.

By Chuckles

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The Cinema Nomad

Lately I go to the restroom at the movies, but forget where I'm seated

By Chuckles

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The Moose-Ant Dilemma

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

By Chuckles

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Babysitting Blunders

I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well.

By Chuckles

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Geometry Lesson

Why can't a person draw a perfect circle?

By Chuckles

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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

By Chuckles

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The Paranoid Bulb

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

By Chuckles

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Mitten Misunderstandings

Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens,

By Chuckles

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Reptilian Refreshments

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

By Chuckles

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Pigeon Beats

Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod.

By Chuckles

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Political Pollination

Why do the bees have honey? Because they have a queen.

By Chuckles

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Optimistic Cruising

I got my wife tickets on a cruise ship.

By Chuckles

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The Real Answer

It's an age-old question, but which came first, the chicken or the egg?

By Chuckles

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Holiday Herd

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

By Chuckles

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Botanical Romance

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked a lot?

By Chuckles

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The Battery Blues

A battery's life sucks.

By Chuckles

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A Royal Dispute

Henry Tudor: "I'm going to build a car park in the centre of Leicester."

By Chuckles

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