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Prehistoric Bathroom Breaks

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?

Facebook Stalking

If you haven't logged onto Facebook for awhile,

Hydrant Chemistry

If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is outside?

The Wood-Working Patron

A termite walks into a bar and asks

The Polite Patriot

On Canada Day, I like to say "HAPPY CANADA DAY!" to people.

Solo Romance

There's been a whole lot of office Romance

The Pig's Review

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Biscuit Business

I've got a new job in a biscuit factory.

The Babysitter Dilemma

I can't come tonight, I couldn't get a babysitter.

The Daily Grind

How do you know you've been making too many jokes?

The Voice

I farted in church today and four people spun around in their seats and looked at me.

3 guys walk into a bar

Three guys walk into a bar.

A Party Fowl

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Legal Fatherhood

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Caught in the Act

If a red panda is caught stealing, what do you call it?

A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks

A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks while they are eating and asks:

Avian Ambition

My friend tried to get me with bird puns today.

The Zen Vendor

What did the Buddhist say to the Hot-Dog vendor?

The Glitter Manifesto

Instead of complaining that it's hard to remove glitter, accept it. Embrace it.

The Bovine State

What US state has the most cows?

Me and the other guys from the circus

took a night off to see some stand-up comedy but he was really mean and cutting.