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The Child Whisperer

Just made an annoying kid shut right up by making a throat slash gesture.

The Existential Insomniac

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

Friday Fanatic

Don't forget to tell everyone how you love Fridays

Leia: This is romantic

Han: I know. Chewie: Rwwar. Leia: Does he have to be here?

Fruitless Business

An apple a day...

The Web Specialist

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

The Neighborhood Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The Academic Late-comer

I think my professor might not know my name.

Naval Strategy

Effective immediately, the navy is only conscripting non-swimmers.

A Folding Business

Another poor soul worked at a company making blankets.

A Fiery Family

A Mexican fireman had twin boys.

Royal Maintenance

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Crib Review

I slept in my son's crib last night.

Culinary Physics

Yup. If pasta & antipasta ever touch, they annihilate.

Relationship Advice

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Woodland Espionage

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

The Constipated Dyslexic

Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic?

Funeral Etiquette

[pulls out acoustic guitar at a funeral] alright everyone stop being all [finger quotes] sad

Tech Support Logic

Me: I'm having a problem with my computer: IT guy: Have you tried punching it?

The Sadist's Refusal

A sadist and a masochist meet. The masochist starts pleading, 'Hit me! Please hit me!'

A Typist's Promotion

I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters...